英文好的进来帮我翻译几段华文句子去英文~

天下至尊林大俠

1. 现在的女性就是喜欢把购物当运动。每次去逛超级市场都要逛上好几个小时。原因是，他们看到什么东西都觉得值得买，就算不想买也会把一件东西拿起来看看然后放回去。在他们的心里，世界上永远有他们想买但买不完的东西。他们永远把购物排在第一位。


2. 女生在出门之前总喜欢问男人们他们到底穿得好不好看。就算我们赞美她穿得很好看，她会高兴，但是还是会问你那些地方需要改进。有时候你出自真心回答他们：“好看”，他们会觉得你在敷衍他们。女人就是麻烦的动物~

3.女人就是爱哭，伤心时哭，高兴时也哭。他们不知道他们的情绪化带给男人多少痛苦。男人最怕的就是女生哭，因为他们的哭声会让男人不知所措。为了哄他们开心，男人就想尽了各种方法来满足他们。



请高手帮我翻译这三段句子去英文。谢谢

longtail

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潇湘夜雨

这是谷歌的翻译
错得很厉害

1. Now that women like to shop when the movement. Each teach you to be visiting the supermarket for hours. The reason is that what they see all that are worth buying, even if things do not want to buy a pick-up will be to take a look and then put it back. In their hearts, the world will always have wanted to buy but they buy could not finish things. They are always ranked first in the shop.

2. Girls before leaving a habit of asking the men to dress well in the end they look good. Even if we praise a good look at her dress, she will be glad, but it will still ask you need to improve those areas. Sometimes you come from really answered them: "They look better," they will think you are perfunctory them. A woman is the trouble of animals ~

3. A woman is crying, crying when sad, happy when they cry. They do not know that their emotional pain to bring the number of men. Men fear most is the girls cry, cry because they make men know what to do. In order to coax them happy, men tried a variety of ways to satisfy them.

天下至尊林大俠

有高手吗？

Summer_kaze

炎熱又無聊下午，錯了表怪俺。第3個蠻難的。。

1.
Nowadays, women prefer to think shopping as a sport. They seem to spend several hours on shopping in malls at each visit. The main reason is they saw whatever things that they think are really worth buying, they will keep looking and touching each items before putting them back in place even though they did not intend buy it yet. In their instinct, there are countless things in this world that they wanted to buy yet they could not persist in the habit of buying things. They always consider shopping as the top priority in life.

2.
Girls often ask guys about their appearance before leaving the house. We tried to give our best words saying they look gorgeous. They certainly became delightful.  However, they might still ask for opinions so as to make themselves look even better. Sometimes you said that she looks great, she might think that you are flattering her but not in a sincere way. Women are always so unpredictable!

3.
There is a Chinese saying that women are made of water. They would rather cry when they are either sad or happy. They did not realize that their emotion had brought so much trouble to their men. Most guys are really afraid of emotional girls. This is because the crying sound of the girl will really make the guy lose control. In order to make the girl happy, the guy will always try many ways to cheer her up again.

[ 本帖最后由 Summer_kaze 于 8-11-2009 11:37 PM 编辑 ]

天下至尊林大俠

真的谢谢你summer_kaze
你帮了我很多