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【 ★VIV@鬼叫™-HAPPY NEVER AFTER 】
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:12 AM
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:23 AM
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:32 AM
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:39 AM
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:42 AM
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楼主 |
发表于 15-10-2008 10:46 AM
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楼主 |
发表于 15-10-2008 10:49 AM
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:53 AM
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:56 AM
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发表于 15-10-2008 11:23 AM
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viva
你近来怎么啦！
怎么变到那么感性呢！
大事化小，小事化无。
等我举办丫！也不知道要等几时。。
你也是可以举办丫。。觉得现在
都是私底下约出来见面了。。
可以通过网络出来聚会
感觉不错下，因此也可以认识到
不同的人。。
工作就是怎样啦！做也闲
没有做也闲，是不是很矛盾呢！
没有电脑的日子不至于活不下去吧！
没有那么严重吧！不要太依赖。。
自己懂就好。。
所以要好好珍惜每一分每一秒
不要让它流逝掉。。
很多事情不是讲可以选择就选择的
因为很多事情都已经定了。。
嘴巴是人家的，他们讲什么我们也阻止不到
就让他们讲个饱吧！
那里会老了！好好保养罗。。
你是和33他们一起都bali吗？
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发表于 15-10-2008 01:40 PM
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我也来这里啦
第一次见你是在我的电台帖里
第一句话就是,我的广东话
好好笑,结果你还不是听完 |
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楼主 |
发表于 15-10-2008 02:09 PM
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楼主 |
发表于 15-10-2008 02:17 PM
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楼主 |
发表于 15-10-2008 02:59 PM
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ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns
down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out,
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?
AND IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES THEN
PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD BE HOLES AND THE GERMANS, GERMS
看到这个EMAIL
我笑到晕掉～～
尤其是最后一句 |
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发表于 15-10-2008 03:04 PM
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在生活圈子里
很少讲广东话
虽然英文不好
但是最后那句
我也是看到笑 |
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发表于 15-10-2008 04:48 PM
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viva姐，我滚进来看你了
walao，最后那句
强下 |
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发表于 15-10-2008 07:30 PM
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发表于 15-10-2008 10:01 PM
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