晕到家的中式搞笑英文

MIAO~!~

01．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

02．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you

不鸟我，我也不鸟你

04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

06．you me you me

彼此彼此

07．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

08．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知...

09．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！


11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

21. no three no four

不三不四

22. seven up eight down

七上八下

javabean

單字直接翻譯
有些很好笑

kclo51

这样也可以。。。。哈哈哈。

johnleeisme2004

02．how are you ? how old are you?  怎么是你，怎么老是你？

这句简直是神来之笔

妮潮宝屋

回复 1# MIAO~!~

哈哈哈

TheBamboo25

强，我喜欢

Z17R0

11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足

Gazat

together up 令我想起了 seven up

vivi7180

不错的，叫我妹妹拿给他英文老师看一定吐血

Sho_Xuan

有几个要笑疯了有几个要笑疯了

edwinkan

神来之笔!英文老师看一定吐血

ivanlke

劲，翻译的太好了

shot87

很像google translator

yung0214

讲出去的话笑死人= =

财聚人散

09．WATCH SISTER = 表妹

13．heart flower angry open = 心花怒放

michealkl

American Chinese not enough = 美中不足
炸到，哈哈

PPPTee

哈哈！赞哦！谢谢LZ分享

ntknight

赞！谢谢分享。

Sportivo

好笑，写写分享。

johnson80

我们的英语吗