法国佬：i hope you find a penis!

司马公子

刚看了《Broken English》这部电影，发现里头有段对话颇有调侃法国人讲英语的味道。

其中一幕如下：
在下榻的酒店前，Taxi佬对女主角说：i hope you find happiness。
               女主角的朋友不识趣地问道：a penis?

happiness = a penis？问题显然是出在发音的部份。

其实我并没有要讨论这部电影情节的意思，我只是想要知道一下，
你们当中有谁经历过类似的趣事吗？
比方说在跟一些不同国籍的人士在用英语交谈时所遇到过的一些笑话？可以分享一下吗？

小鸟的鸟

wow...

brain_cyo

感动

Summer_kaze

u want beef or fish??
i want b*tch...

[ 本帖最后由 Summer_kaze 于 21-3-2008 12:22 AM 编辑 ]

scottfield

我死了

AioriaxWingz

没有

敦拉萨

foxx: shit...
you want shit? i cna find toilet for u

Sotong仔

i want link back...
i want lim peh

Kelsen

syllabus...Estonia的朋友问我,what bus is that?

Kelsen

法国人说做功课为"work"而非"study"...第一次会觉得很奇怪

shiavv

向上我就讲嘛。。。

devil_may_cry08

口音不同是这样的啦。。。。

VinceMSR

法国佬：i wan fork (fock) on the table
女待士：u better find a hotel

Cyrine

原帖由 VinceMSR 于 21-3-2008 01:23 AM 发表
法国佬：i wan fork (fock) on the table
女待士：u better find a hotel

haha笑瓜我

kokkokkai

好动感的语言。。。好感动的感觉。。。

Kelsen

在酒店

customer: i wanna shit(sheet) on my bed.
manger: u better not shit on the bed u son of the bitch!

无名小帅

beauty and the beast,
handsome and the bxtch

aYuMiBoA

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two piece". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two piece on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock."
and she tella me ,"everyone wanna f*ck." I tella her, "
you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table."
She say, "You better not f*ck on the table you sonnawabitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed."
He say, "You better not sh*t on the bed, you sonnawabitch."

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said," Peace on you." and I say,"
Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!

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有 Audio file 的...自己去找

[ 本帖最后由 aYuMiBoA 于 21-3-2008 03:46 AM 编辑 ]

我是色狼

2750三号

高深度哦.....................