今年金融市场15大废话.

hoollly

尽管今年还没有结束,不过有人已经完成了收录.
下面废话列表,排名不分先后.

1.The credit crunch is "well contained"
2. The consumer is in great shape and will prevent us from entering a recession.
3. Real Estate is a great investment, it never goes down.
4. Commercial real estate is different from housing, thus it remains immune to the credit crunch.
5. The Fed is going to lower rates, "the Fed will save us".
6. Inflation and unemployment are low, thus stocks are cheap.
7. My money is safe, it's in the bank and FDIC insured.
8. We have no funding problems. [Bear Stearns, Lehman, Merrill, Morgan Stanley, Goldman]
9. We don't have funding problems like those cowboy investments banksdo. [WAMU, National City, etc.]
10. We have strict underwriting standards and are well capitalized. [AIG]
11. Our portfolio only contains AAA rated securities, we're safe.
12. These securities are AAA. [Moodys, S+P, Fitch]
13. The banking system is sound. [Bernanke, Paulson, Bair, Cox]
14. Derivatives are an excellent method of spreading risk [Greenie]
15. Ft. Knox is full of Gold [anonymous]

goodluck88

全部都是官方说话......

hoollly

社会上等人和下等人的差别在于
下等人即使说老实话,依然会被冤枉成说谎/胡说八道.

而上等人呢,即使连续性说明显是不可靠的骗话,依然会受到社会大众的拥护和信赖.

K男

原帖由 hoollly 于 10-11-2008 10:15 PM 发表
社会上等人和下等人的差别在于
下等人即使说老实话,依然会被冤枉成说谎/胡说八道.

而上等人呢,即使连续性说明显是不可靠的骗话,依然会受到社会大众的拥护和信赖.

确实如此。。。人类2-8法则始终


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软趴趴的说

守护神9413

请问什么是 AAA ?

股友

惭愧，上面有２句还是我常对客户说的。

廉政行动

难道你是做保险和基金的？

股友

3. Real Estate is a great investment, it never goes down.

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ThermoFisher

找两餐姐。。。

你诂我想呷。。。

犯法啊。。。