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发表于 11-8-2010 10:16 AM
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本帖最后由 kevin-efms 于 9-9-2010 09:02 AM 编辑
其实当时我也在电梯内(站在美女后面的那位帅哥是也)，就让我来尝试搬演当时的情景：
美女： ...and then hor, I leally leally cannot tahan already, you know. I just dell him to get out and never want to see him again... so angry one!
辣妹: Ya, you do the right ding. How can he do dat ding to you! Like dat cannot lah!
美女: Ya loh~. Where got people like that one! Every dime I see him har, I just cannot tahan already, want to kill him some more.... So f**k man! (有损美女形象，请勿模仿 )
辣妹（小小声）: Eh......, you notice that guy or not?
美女: What guy? Where got? Where got？
辣妹: Neh, look like fat fat turtle that one... Always staring at me, try to eat my ice cream iz it? Eye never blink one. Look very hum sup some more. Never see hot sexy chick like me meh~?
美女： No lah, don't anyhow dink people like that lah. You so terrible, man... You always like that one. You so hot so sexy meh? People want to stare at you meh? If he want to stare at hot chick, also stare at me mah, not you gua? I dink he just admire our posh posh standard English onny. You see his eyes or not? Got many admire and jealous. Aiya, I use to that already lah. Every dime I speak posh posh standard English. Everybody staring at me onny.
辣妹： Ya loh, my colleagues in the office, every day speak Cantonese and Mandarin onny, so lame.
美女： Ya loh, ya loh, I also same loh. My colleagues also like that one. So low class one. Speak posh posh standard English to them also don't understand...
电梯： Ding!
胖龟： Excuse me. ([ɪkˈskjuːz][miː])
电梯： Ding!
辣妹： Eh, what he said just now har? He said "Eh, kill me", is it?
美女： Don't know lah, I cannot hear properly, I dink he said "Execute me" gua?
辣妹： Aiya, never mind lah. These people cannot speak posh posh standard English one lah.
美女： Like that good wah! Ape then, where got high class people like us?
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